Tag: yes

witchwithacoffeepot:

bittywitchybugaboo:

witchwithacoffeepot:

Random witch: This spell requires Grave Yard dirt!!!1!!

Me: That’s cool and all, but did you ask the spirit if you could take it?

Random witch: lol what?????

Me: *looks into the camera like i’m on the office*

I want an entire series that’s The Office only instead of a paper company it’s a practising coven. 

I never knew I wanted this. But now that I do I’m a better person.

thevoidfish:

i can’t stop thinking about Lup and Taako pretending to be complete strangers when they canonically look exactly the same. i imagine them both in the casino wearing beautiful evening gowns, referring to each other as complete strangers, and absolutely not breaking the shtick even when everyone around them points out the fact that they look identical.

“you really think so?” taako asks someone with a straight face.

“ugh don’t insult me” lup responds

favorite things from the Nashville liveshow (from memory)

sevenbirdsinflight:

androidsfighting:

sevenbirdsinflight:

  • Magnus and Merle could only rent one tuxedo so they shared it
  • at one point Magnus lost his shirt so he went through 80% of the heist without it
  • Lup said like 10 things and the audience lost it every single time she spoke
  • “Everyone loves Lup.” “Better than us?!” “Yes.”
  • Taako got caught committing a crime so he told the guard his name was Angus McDonald (”the thievery kid”)
  • Magnus got to finally use those rogue skills
  • the deafening laughter and applause that went through the crowd when everyone did the math and realized Travis took 69 points of damage
  • Griffin’s super satisfied reaction when HE did the math and realized Travis took 69 points of damage
  • All three of the brothers trying to talk over their dad every time he tried to make a sex joke (”MY DAD SHOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!”)
  • “I use my Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom -” “Excuse you, MY Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom. I loaned it to you. From the Museum of Taako. It has a sticker on it that says ‘Please Return to the Museum of Taako.’“
  • They kept telling Colin (the kid who created the FPRSoD who was in the audience dressed as Angus) that things they were doing/saying were bad and that he shouldn’t do it (”Don’t say ‘fuck’, Colin, even though I did.” “Hey Colin, breathing in smoke is bad for you.”)
  • “I’m gonna steal everything!” “THAT’S MY SISTER!!!”
  • Barry interrupting their heist planning meeting to bring them hot chocolate and ask if they needed anything
  • Clint was barefoot the entire show. And wearing swim trunks.
  • He forgot his swim trunks so he made someone go back to the hotel and get them for him.
  • TAACO TWIN DUAL FIREBALLS
  • Taako tries to put out the fire with ice magic and then Lup follows him and imMEDIATELY SETS EVERYTHING ON FIRE AGAIN
  • Greg Fucking Grimaldis

when the FPRSoD lit everything on fire and Magnus said “that’s taako’s fire”

How could I forget that one omg

swift-king-of-hell:

im trying to imagine what a trailer for w359 would be like if it was a movie and i keep coming back to that clip of hera reading from the dssppm in ep 1 except along with every tip is a related example of a time things went horribly wrong relating to that tip so it’s just that cheerful voice she’s doing plus the elevator music but theres also people screaming and sirens and red lights

for example

“deep space survival tip number three: spacewalks are a serious
matter. they are very delicate
operations filled with hazards, so
only use them as a source of
amusement if you are really bored” and underneath that it’s a clip from cataracts and hurricanoes