im trying to imagine what a trailer for w359 would be like if it was a movie and i keep coming back to that clip of hera reading from the dssppm in ep 1 except along with every tip is a related example of a time things went horribly wrong relating to that tip so it’s just that cheerful voice she’s doing plus the elevator music but theres also people screaming and sirens and red lights
for example
“deep space survival tip number three: spacewalks are a serious
matter. they are very delicate
operations filled with hazards, so
only use them as a source of
amusement if you are really bored” and underneath that it’s a clip from cataracts and hurricanoes
I love how everyone talking to the Hephaestus crew (eg Cutter in the live show, Kepler in Securite) immediately starts low-key referencing toothpaste to them.
Like, you just know Eiffel’s Day 455 log has been passed around the team of whoever’s job it is to listen to logs in breathless hysterics. Then smuggled out to friends in other departments. Then attached to a company-wide lighthearted holiday email. Basically, absolutely everyone who’s ever worked for Goddard Futuristics has heard it. It’s a company meme.
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