Oh my god this episode is GOLD
– Kashaw taking Zahra to one side, “I was right, wasn’t I? Keyleth is really hot” / “Yes, she’s hot”
– Kashaw, talking to Zahra, “I don’t trust the twins as far as I can throw them” / Vex- “I can read your FUCKING lips”
– Vex taking Vax to one side, “is this weird for you? Because I thought you had a thing for Keyleth? And he seems to want her” // “She’s beautiful, why wouldn’t he want her?” // “Yes GOD Keyleth is beautiful I get it”
Oh my god I am LIVING for these character interactions
– Vex being jealous of Lilith re: Percy!!
– everyone realising Kash is That Guy, and Keyleth desperately trying to shut them all up
– Zahra whacking Vax with her tail as a friendly greeting
– Zahra saying to Keyleth, “Oh you ARE beautiful” and Keyleth’s squeak of failing to compute this compliment
Vax, to a random NPC: Be glad that Manticore’s not in your orchard, that’s all I can say
NPC, panicked and looking around: Manticore??
Percy: that’s just cruel
Vex, winking: we took care of it
Oh man; Vex in tears, saying it’s the first time they’ve had a home in forever. Vax telling her they’ll get by, and they’ve done it before. Percy telling her they’ll build it again, better than it was before
Omfg Vex’s limerick for Scanlan
The twins love each other so much. Vex getting all soft and saying thank you to Vax, and that he always has her back…!
Uuuuuuuugh I hate how dark Vax’s membership of the Clasp has become this is so painful.
And what did that person want with Vex? And also, not just Vax having to swap someone else, but having to swear he’d serve the Clasp when they needed him…
oh thank god, Syngorn is safe. i mean, fuck, I haven’t even met the guy but I don’t like Syldor. But Vax and Vex do not deserve to lose any more family
WAIT, THE REASON THERE’S A BRAND ON VAX’S BACK IS THAT HE INTERCEDED TO PROTECT VEX FROM THE CLASP. God. Oh my god.
VEX IS THE BEST WINGMAN EVER
Keyleth running up to Vax and hugging him, “you’re ok. You did it. You talked him out of it?”
Vax, speechless. “Uh….”
Vex, clapping them both on the shoulder, “yeah, Keyleth. He talked me out of it.”
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