To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.
This guy has a whole website
It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT
I need this book!
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The norse myth thing is 1000000% in character.
i’ve read this guy’s website and now i need the book a LOT
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Yasha awkwardly trying to buy the throwing stars Beauregard wanted, even though Beau had only asked Caleb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Marisha loved my Yasha cosplay!! It was her idea to do this pic!!! My lil bi heart can’t handle it!!!!
my only excuse for this comic is that I wanted to draw my fav flame girls interacting in some way…and i wanted to draw Lup bein’ a meme.
Earth is a place that I’ve come to love.
– Team Thor: Part 2 (2017), dir: Taika Waititi.
why would they ever delete this scene
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Some progress have happened in my tododeku picture!
JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.
that someone’s name is charlie weasley and they both cried
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