I actually did ballad already but I wanna do it again BECAUSE HOW COULD I FORGET – Moondance by Van Morrison
100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?
I adore going out, but staying in always sounds good. I love just chilling and having a glass of wine or a beer and having a nice meal and watching a movie or tv and everything else. Something cosy where I get my s/o(s) all to myself? Perfect
YES. Yes. A thousand times yes. One of the best possible dates. Top tier.
giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?
Hmmm. I guess both but idk valuing ‘intelligence’ feels like it could be kinda douchey. Clever people are hot, for sure, but I honestly think most people are clever, albeit in different ways.
I think humour. I love funny people, and you gotta laugh.
ooooooooooh. oh I know! Walk on the beach. I wanted to say just a walk but I wasn’t sure, I like being able to talk to people but I also like having something to do to fill the quiet spaces when you can’t think of stuff to say. Also I love beaches.
first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?
aaah heh, i literally try to write the things and yet this is so difficult to describe. Like halfway between a chaste kiss and a french kiss? I think? Lips moving, hands in hair, gentle nose bumps, mixed breath – just those long slow intoxicating ones where all you’ve got is time and you just drink each other in cos you don’t want to stop touching. those.
doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?
Ooooh heh. Hmm. I’ve actually had a couple – the tricky thing is that some a little bit backfired, so they were super romantic in concept but not so hot on delivery (case in point, my ex-girlfriend, who knows I love fireworks and bonfire night, found a way to get up on this hill over the city i was living in so we could see displays across the skyline – but we kinda had an argument and it was someone else’s party and i ended up talking to her niece.)
So I’m gonna say it’s gotta be a successful romantic thing. Once a boy I had a crush down spun me round and kissed me on a dancefloor in front of all our friends. That was pretty cute.
Autumn! I think. Honestly I love all the seasons for different reasons (and I’m apparently a poet and didn’t know it…) But I love the crisp days in Autumn, when it’s cool not cold and you’ve got bright blue skies. I adore Autumn leaves, and bonfires, fireworks and halloween! It always feels like a really magical time of year.
Warnings: adult women discussing adult things, and it gets a bit steamy at the end, but no explicit action.
“I’m only here to establish an alibi.” Jirou Kyouka murmurs the words softly enough that Momo makes a point of tilting her head to hear them. If that makes her hair fall over her bare shoulder and catches Jirou’s attention, well, thank the universe for happy accidents. She offers Jirou a polite smile: as if they haven’t met a hundred times before today, as if neither of them is armed to the teeth, as if they haven’t both tried and failed to assassinate the other.
“I’m sure.” Momo lets Jirou loop her arm through hers: the tuxedo suits her, she muses, absently, letting her eyes run lazily over the way the satin presses along the lines of Jirou’s body. Jirou cocks an eyebrow at her as she leads her towards the centre of the casino. The thick carpet is red as fresh blood, and it turns even Momo’s stiletto heels into nothing more than a cat’s footstep. The ceiling drips with chandeliers.
“See something you like?” Jirou’s tone is dry, and faintly amused. Momo lifts one shoulder, pretending not to notice the way the silk of the her dress slips a little further down her upper arm.
“You said you wanted an alibi. I assume I’m not meant to be your cousin.”
This prompts a wider grin from Jirou: one full of mischief that’s mostly a flash of canine and a dimple. “Don’t go saying that, princess, I’m sure you’d make excellent gal pal material.”
Momo blinks, and considers with fondness the last time she’d bumped into this woman. It had been on an oil tanker in the Atlantic. She’d kicked Jirou off a balcony. Jirou hands her a martini and Momo takes it, not bothering to check for anything suspect. That would be a rookie mistake: and if there was one thing Jirou wasn’t, it was a rookie. By Momo’s reckoning, she’d been in the business nearly as long as she had.
“So what do the Japanese want with Emmanuelle Bourdette?” Momo asks the question as calmly as if she’d been commenting on the weather, leaning against the high cocktail table beside which they’re standing in a way that she knows does favours for her bosom.
Jirou spares her a glance and looks away, dark eyes scanning the room with the slow, brilliant intelligence of a predator. “What do the Americans want with him?”
Momo pushes a curl behind her ear. “I’m not the one who needs an alibi.”
Jirou tilts her head: an acknowledgement, but not an answer. In one corner of the room, Bourdette sits calmly at a game of poker. Behind him, his daughter slumps, bored and pretty in a silver slip of a dress. Jirou sips at her passionfruit daiquiri, watching him carefully. She doesn’t look away when she says, quietly, “favour for a favour?”
Momo runs her finger around the rim of her glass. “Depends on how good the favour is.”
Jirou meets her eyes now, and Momo feels her trying to peel back her mask: to see behind the facade. She raises her eyebrows, and gives a girlish laugh, covering her mouth with her hand. “Come now, you don’t think it’s going to be that easy, do you?”
Jirou grins in a way that wrinkles her nose and is all too familiar. “I suppose not. We’re not here for the father, actually. It’s the daughter, Annette.” She pauses, and drinks a little more of her cocktail. The cufflinks on her sleeves glitter with sapphires. The assumption that they’re some kind of surveillance device is a given. “Triads.”
She doesn’t say anything else, she doesn’t need to. By itself this is more than enough, and Momo lifts one hand calmly to her ear to mute Mina’s excited half-shouting. Jirou smirks. “People always forget how loud they are on those things, don’t they?”
Momo glances demurely away to cover her own brief surveillance of the room. Guards at the doors, but that was to be expected. A handful of mercenaries. Nothing she, they, couldn’t handle. “One of life’s many joys.”
Jirou grins, and finishes her drink, stepping back from the table as Momo does the same. She holds out her hand. “Ready to dance, princess?”
Momo presses one hand to her chest: her skin is warm, and her heart is already beginning to race. “I thought you’d never ask.”
Then she whirls and kicks the closest mercenary in the head.
What follows is a whirlwind of broken glass, splintered wood and mass panic as Jirou and Momo systematically eliminate every dangerous element in the room. Whilst they do, Annette Bourdette and her father try to take advantage of the chaos to leave through a fire exit. They do not, apparently, bank on exactly how efficient Momo and Jirou can be when they’re working together.
Jirou spins just as Emmanuelle starts to open the door, flinging a black metal dagger from her sleeve with all the grace of a circus performer. It lodges, shivering, in the wood half an inch above the man’s head and he flinches. Annette curses, shoving her father out of the way as she grapples with the door. But by this point, Momo has crossed the room, and she shoves the door shut with a slam, offering both father and daughter a charming smile.
“So sorry to keep you, but my partner was hoping to catch you before you left.”
With a wordless shout, Annette draws a pistol from her purse and aims at Momo. Momo disarms her without difficulty, twisting her arm behind her back. When Emmanuelle tries to grab her, reaching to pull her back by her hair, another of Jirou’s daggers finds its way to his throat.
“I really wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
Emmanuelle, it is becoming increasingly obvious, is not the mastermind of this operation. Momo is somewhat embarrassed that she ever thought he was. Whilst he blusters, red faced, Annette sinks into a cold, calculating silence. “Why? Do you mean to kill me?”
Jirou slips her dagger back into her sleeve. “Not at all. But it’s not me you should be worried about.”
Momo offers the man another charming smile and kicks his groin, hard. As he folds, she slips a pair of handcuffs over Annette’s wrists. Jirou’s mouth twists in a wry grin. “I have my own, you know.”
Momo blows a strand of her out of her face. “You looked busy.”
“Could you two save it?” Annette’s voice is dripping venom. Momo raises an eyebrow.
“No one likes a sore loser, cherie.”
“Here.”Jirou steps forward, syringe in hand, and she is good – Momo hadn’t even seen her take it out. She steps behind Annette, locating a vein easily and pushing the sedative into her veins. “Sleep it off.”
In the morning, Momo yawns and stretches lazily, relishing in the pull of her muscles like a big cat before rolling out of bed and moving to the kitchen. When she gets back, she has fresh coffee. Her handcuffs are sitting on the bedside table like discarded jewellery.
“So, an alibi, huh?”
Jirou groans, turning over and pushing the covers down. She takes the coffee from Momo with murmured thanks, sitting up in bed. Neither of them wear anything, though Momo supposes that doesn’t mean they can’t hurt one another. Not in their profession.
“Not my best line, admittedly.”
Jirou sips her coffee, and the tension runs out of her shoulders. Scars litter her skin: stars and stripes, some of them there by Momo’s hand. Not that Momo doesn’t bear her own, in kind. “Have I mentioned today that I love you?”
Momo snorts. “Not since about 3am, no.”
Jirou looks at her seriously, and the sunlight falls dancing over her choppy black hair. “I love you.”
Momo smiles, moving her thigh, and lifts one naked shoulder. “Prove it.”
Jirou grins, sharp and dangerous, setting the coffee down on the bedside table, even as she trails her calloused fingers up Momo’s inner thigh. “Is that a challenge?”
Momo laughs, softly, falling back against the duvet as Jirou pushes her down. “Will you take it?”
A little later, Annette Bourdette handed herself in to the Japanese embassy for the crimes of arms dealing, human trafficking, and grand theft auto, among others. She provided a full written testimony, and went peacefully.
He’s an insecure kid who’s trying his best. Spiky on the outside, soft on the inside. Doesn’t know how to handle his temper, but wants to use his powers for good. Not a bad person at all.
Favorite moment
Manga, post chapter 96. Uh, I’m worried about spoilers, but after bakugou makes a Discovery and then how he handles that discovery.
Idea for a story
Tricky! I like Bakugou but he’s normally a secondary character for me. Hmmmm. Oh hahaha yes Pacific Rim AU in which he is a cocky jaeger pilot who thinks he’s hot shit. Bonus tragic backstory points is this led to his co-pilot getting killed (possibly Kaminari? I’m sorry pikachu I love you). So the story can be about him going from loud and cocky to grim and ‘get-the-job-done’ mentality, and then about him meeting someone (I’m saying Kirishima cos I really love that ship) and learning to trust again, basically – in particular to trust in the strength of his co-pilot. Plus, you know, he gets to punch monsters, who doesn’t love that.
Unpopular opinion
I feel strongly about abuse, but I’m not yet convinced that Bakugou’s mother is abusive. I see why people make that argument, but unfortunately I’m just not sure Horikoshi considers that behaviour to be abusive. It’s not that I don’t have sympathy, I do, I’m just not sure it’s canon. It’s also…I find it a bit difficult to get my head around a kid who’s pretty spoilt, gets everything he wants and feels like there’s no consequences (arguably part of what messes bakugou up in the first place) with a kid who’s scared of being reprimanded in the way abused kids are. I think for me it comes down to: bakugou isn’t scared of his mother. Even kids who take abuse and become rebellious/loud everywhere but at home normally find it hard to be like that at home. I don’t know. I’m sorry, but I’m not sold.
Favorite relationship
His bromance/romance with Kirishima Eijirou. Just, my god. But also his relationship with the whole Bakusquad: Mina, Kaminari and Sero.
Favorite headcanon
Bakugou is a nerd and a hobbyist, who’s brilliant at a wide range of crafts which includes sewing and baking. Because gender roles are for punks, sewing makes him better at stitches, and anyone who doesn’t know how to cook is an idiot.
BOKUTO
First impression
Love at first sight. This loud, smiling, excitable owl? I love him. Also, he’s a Hufflepuff.
Impression now
Still a Hufflepuff, but also hidden depths. I definitely accept @silvercistern‘s headcanon that he has Bipolar. I also like how he is super soft but also kind of wild and a little dangerous. I mean honestly just basically the way Essie writes him is how I think of him.
Favorite moment
When he teaches Hinata a new kind of spike because he’s just that excited about volleyball
Idea for a story
So, I have been working on this on and off for about two years, but basically a demigods au where bokuto is son of apollo and kuroo is son of hermes and they live together as rebels without a cause. shenanigans ensue, but i don’t wanna give too much away in case this is the year i finally write it
Unpopular opinion
I think Bokuto is clever, specifically at maths. Not because in order to like a character I need him to be clever, but because I sincerely think that intelligence manifests in different ways. I don’t know how much of an unpopular opinion this is, but there it is.
Favorite relationship
BOKUAKA OWNS MY LIFE. Followed closely by past Bokuroo/ Bokuto and Kuroo’s friendship
Favorite headcanon
So many, but I think Bokuto having bipolar. It fits.
TAAKO
First impression
Why is his voice so weird?
Impression now
I would die for my problematic fave
Favorite moment
When, after willingly submitting to zone of truth, he calls Angus “precious” – and about a thousand others
Idea for a story
A witch hunter AU set in Ravensroost where everyone outside Governor Calen’s chosen religion/paladins gets hunted down. Taako, Lup and Barry get caught whilst investigating magical anomalies in the area. Taako escapes and gets taken in by Rebel!Magnus and Julia, who are sheltering Merle and helping people escape. Chaos ensues.
Unpopular opinion
I…honestly can’t think of any? Mm, I don’t ship him with Magnus?
Favorite relationship
Taako’s relationship with his sister, Lup, is goddang brilliant. I also love his friendship with tres horny boys. His paternal relationship towards Angus. And obviously his relationship with Kravitz.
Favorite headcanon
This is dark, but Taako and Sazed used to date, and Sazed was abusive. And possibly Taako and Lup’s parents were abusive, hence their running away and having commitment issues. The bright side is that I think the IPRE taught them how to trust again.
Shouto. Todoroki Shouto. No question. Man like I love all the characters but I’ve never loved or related to a character as much as I do to Shouto. Without getting into the details, I was abused by my parents, and I’ve literally never seen an abused character in media treated with the nuance and respect that Shouto gets. His experiences and thoughts and feelings feel authentic to me – they’re thoughts I’ve had. I think he’s so well written and he means the world to me.
Pineapple: What do you like the most about BNHA, as a whole?
Its optimism. Honestly, despite recent developments in the manga, I think that’s still true. BNHA is a show that revolves around the good in people – the capacity of people to do good, and I love that. It gives me hope. I also very much enjoy the fact that almost nothing is black and white in the show – the heroes can be villainous (see Enji), the villains can be heroic, albeit in a twisted way (Stain, Overhaul, Twice). I like the fact that Horikoshi was like fuck it, if I’m gonna tell this story, lets explore every possible angle. It’s really interesting.