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Scanlan this has been iconic BUT YOU NEED TO ESCAPE RIGHT THE HECK NOW

SCANLAN IS THE REAL MVP

Scanlan: and if I die, tell Pike I love her

Underrated moments
Scanlan, genuinely upset: Percy is that last barrel for you?
Percy: …No
Scanlan, with real relief: good

Pure moments:

Keyleth, after trying to heal the sun tree: sorry I couldn’t do it guys
Literally all of Vox Machina, in reassuring unison: it’s not your fault
Scanlan: we learned a lot, it’s ok

So hey here’s some angst how do you think Scanlan feels about the fact the Briarwoods murdered a child to send their ‘message’ to him?

Cos you know he ain’t lawful but he’s typically good and that fucking sucks

My favourite Vox Machina meme is the twins, who have TERRIBLE PERSUASIVE ABILITIES, trying to smooth talk people whilst Scanlan literally just grins, watches, waits….

and when they’re finally done, rolls higher than 30 and fixes their goddamn mess

Scanlan: like a mark?
Percy: like a mark, yes
Scanlan: like our mark?
Percy: no, not like our mark
Scanlan: like a brand?
Percy: like a brand, yes
Scanlan, staring into the camera like he’s in the office: I need a beret!

Scanlan: we’re not religious people we can’t call down gods willy nilly
Vex: we do what we want, SCANLAN!

Underrated moments – Scanlan finds a kickass longbow and tries to hide it. Vax steps in and gives it to Vex, to her utter delight.

Vax: “What are you gonna do with it? Shoot yourself?”
Scanlan, in the tone of one talking to an idiot: “No, I would use it as a hammock”