YES SCANLAN CUTTING WORDS DEFLECTING GROG’S ATTACK
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Keyleth: what’s the matter Sylas? Afraid of a little gnome and a Druid?
Scanlan: we’ll workshop that
God I fucking love Scanlan. “You paralysed my friend, let’s see how you like it.” Like ok fine it didn’t work but still, I fucking love him.
Percy, muffled by a glass wall, shouting: BREAK THE GEM!!
Scanlan: Pike, I think Percy wants us to kiss
Percy: BREAK THE GEM!! BREAK THE GEM!
Scanlan: He said the power of love will inspire him?
Percy: FUCK THE POWER OF LOVE! BREAK THE GEM!
Whilst their friends are trapped in a room filling with acid
Scanlan: Pike, now’s a good time to talk about us, don’t you think?
Pike: Not now Scanlan!
Scanlan just walked into fucking acid to try and save his friends. SCANLAN IS THE REAL MVP
Scanlan’s hatred of Trinket is more entertaining to me with every episode
Keyleth: Vax, be careful
Scanlan: don’t worry about it
Vex: he will be
I’m so happy that Scanlan finally told them all what a badass mofo he was when taking on a Goliath and that whole mansion of guards by himself
And I appreciate how impressed Grog was, because he DAMN WELL SHOULD BE
Cassandra: it’s a shame you’re not as tall as your tales, small one
Scanlan: I’ll take that as a compliment
Percy: NO
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