Oh my god I love these nerds. As Scanlan is thrown out of danger by Vax he peers out of the ring to check whether Kash is putting the moves on Keyleth. (WHICH HE ABSOLUTELY IS)
Tag: scanlan shorthalt
COME ON SCANLAN USE THAT LIGHTNING
Scanlan starts to fall and Vax catches him, at which point Scanlan – himself a disaster bi, points out (with some relish) that he’s caught between two strong men
Vax just shrugs and (I’m guessing blushing), replies: “debatable”
I really loved that song also oh my god the pure fury on Travis’ face when Sam said it was the other football teams’ fight song
I am extremely worried about Vax and Scanlan being chosen by Grog to join in this fight holy shit
SWEET LORD SCANLAN: “Are you a Vax guy or a Vex guy? Do you go rogue or ranger?”
Kashaw: “Again, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Percy: when one is born into the gentry, one is born with an innate sense of inevitability
Vox Machina (and guests): *collective groan*
Scanlan: LETS FUCK UP SOME DRAGONS!
Scanlan, to Vax, the morning after Vax spent the night with Keyleth: you seem to be glowing this morning. I’ve never seen you quite so…chipper
Omfg Vex’s limerick for Scanlan
Vax picking up Scanlan and carrying him out of the battle ❤