scanlan shorthalt – Page 11

“You seek power, knowledge and retribution” – Osisa’s mate to Scanlan

Scanlan, watching Pike about to put out her shield to try and stop the sand falling on their allies: Don’t do it Pike
Pike: I have to
Percy and Scanlan: oh fine, alright

UGH Vax asking Scanlan not to polymorph into black birds for now because ‘it’s a sensitive subject’, Scanlan agreeing even though he doesn’t completely understand (because Vax hasn’t told everyone, like an idiot)

Hahahahahahaha Scanlan getting a 27 on deception to make the orcs think they’re hurting him by hitting the orb (bonus string of voice actor jokes about pain noises)

Holy shit I love Scanlan Shorthalt

Grog with the gnomes on his shoulders is one of my favourite things

For all the joking it’s real sweet that Scanlan doesn’t care what Craven Edge is as long as it doesn’t hurt the group

YES finally Scanlan has told Pike about Craven Edge. Finally. Oh my god

Awwwwww oh my god hahahaha. I was gonna say this whole room for Pike is so sweet buuuut then the door. Oh boy. This idiot

Oh Scanlan, you were doing so well. “Hair like the sunset, eyes like the crashing sea at night…..firm, supple breasts, smells like morning dew” (Eloin covers Simon’s ears, Ashley confirms that this is all true)