wait who charmed percy?? oh FUCK it was the satyr
Tag: percy de rolo
two things: i’m gay, and i’m sorry but vex naked except for a hat is Choice. Also, Percy says, “every time I’ve seen something very attractive and naked it’s gone very poorly today”, right before he walks away (boy has a crush)
oh my god vax and keyleth double teaming up on percy, only for vax to say, “Keyleth, that was really immature”, before he walks off with a shit-eating grin on his face
oH cassandra telling them all how much they’d done for whitestone and requesting, on behalf of the whole city, that they keep themselves safe
and percy quietly saying, “at your service lord cassandra”
and cassandra shyly muttering, “don’t call me that”
Cassandra, resting her chin on Percy’s shoulder: Percy, stay alive please?
Percy, with a deep sigh: Alright
Cassandra: I mean it
Percy: I know
lmao percy and pike agreeing that they just want keyleth and vax to fucking make out already
!!! pike !! the thing she got from under her bed was for percy!! to keep him safe!!
Percy, talking to Pike, about Vox Machina: I will try to keep the kids safe. And I will try not to be the thing that kills them either
percy left a note on the broom saying “death from above” and vex is so delighted oh my god
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