percy de rolo – Page 18 – Lesetoilesfous

Cassandra: it’s a shame you’re not as tall as your tales, small one
Scanlan: I’ll take that as a compliment
Percy: NO

Percy, about Cassandra: oh god she’s obnoxious
Keyleth: Percy
Percy: yes?
Keyleth: you have a sister

Percy, hitting Vax post battle with a bundle of sticks: DON’T. GO INTO ROOMS. BY YOURSELF. GODDAMMIT
Vax, weak with blood loss: he had a knife to your sister’s throat
Percy: And thank you. But count to 10 goddammit. Thank you. But count to 10.
Percy: *goes to his sister*
Vax, calling after him: I thought she was going to die…

Vex, reaching up and taking Percy’s hand: Percival. How are you?
Percy: Fine
Vex: Darling, take the mask off

Then she whirls and shoots at a magical soldier

Ripley: Percival! I’m a great fan of your most recent work
Percy: I would be happy to give you a very close and personal demonstration. Or we could save that until later

Percy: you are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone, do you know why?

(And he takes off his hat of disguise)

Vax: I wanna tell you something. I have seen you do many great deeds. We have become almost like family. You have earned my trust. But I have to tell you – if you hurt my sister, if you hurt anyone in this group, even inadvertently, then –
Percy (interrupting): I wouldn’t expect any less
Vax: …well alright then
Percy: Vax?
Percy: I have a sister!
Vax: it’s pretty cool isn’t it?
Percy: I am hoping
Vax: well, um, hold on to that
Percy: I will

Oh shit Percy is a warlock

TWO DE ROLOS WHAT THE FUCK

Percy: A moment I even threaten any of you is a moment I’m not in control