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colinfirth:

Shop boy like me, I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to have wished for it. — Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

#you have no idea how fucking funny explaining this movie to someone who’s never seen it before is until you do it#which happened at work today#so Michelle Pfeiffer forces the reanimated corpse of mark strong to attack Charlie cox#also she turns a goat into Arthur weasley#Ricky Gervais shows up then gets cursed then gets decapitated#robert de Niro is a gay sky pirate captain #he styles Charlie cox’s wig onscreen#claire Danes is a literal star