grimdarkmatt:

kingkrem:

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lynchbrothers:

cianm1301:

direhuman:

missserketisatramp:

noodlenumber:

acidsbeats:

notsoheadless:

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

ararosecrocker:

i’ve been seeing a lot of homestuck quotes posts flying around since yesterday but most of them have consisted of just dave and karkat quotes which

yes, makes sense bc they’re both pretty quotable but have you considered that the female characters are also really funny and insanely quotable because

and of course, the eternal

1floweredcrown:

HEY GUYS, WHO’S READY FOR A THROWBACK?

I think this series was something I started back in 2012 and it continued into 2013 – you can’t access the original post anymore since I changed my URL (I used to be crownkind – I kept the crown motif tho) and deleted all my posts pre-2016, but here’s a reblog of the original!

basically, this was a series of object head character/outfit designs based off the lands of the various characters in homestuck! I’d started with the first one, which ended up being such a success that I went and redid the others as well!

been thinking about maybe going back and revisiting the original designs here in this good year 2018… what do y’all think? 😉

anyway, enjoy this major blast from the past, lol.

the characters lands, in order, are:

john, rose, dave, jade
jane, roxy, jake, dirk
karkat, nepeta, vriska, kanaya
sollux, terezi, equius, gamzee
aradia, tavros, eridan, and feferi!

jewishxefros:

chorliebrown:

voidrogue:

the first line of dialogue in homestuck is dave saying “hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today” and the last is dirk saying “dave thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked”

but we never find out what insane loot dirk raked in, he just says that its a good question

maybe the real insane loot is the friends we made along the way