oh my god Grog trying to coach Keyleth in talking to the wolf and the whole thing going terribly is both excruciating and hilarious
Tag: grog strongjaw
hot damn Grog. respect. literally slammed his sword into the ground and growled, “heel.” rolled a 20 on animal handling. holy shit.
ha, Vax saying that he wants the armour for fashion and Grog telling him that he needs it. It’s good to have something to break the tension
oh my god scanlan playing a fucking harmonica whilst grog is in the toilet
Vex: do you want this acid resistant armour back?
Vax: whatever you want, Vex’ahlia
Vex: he’s been in kind of a sour mood lately, have you noticed?
Grog: well, yeah….
Vex, talking about Vax: he’s in such a sour mood lately
Grog: well….yeah
Kima: I have a much bigger dragon backing me up
Grog: Lady Kima doesn’t fuck around
76 POINTS OF DAMAGE THANKS TO BIGBY’S HAND HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
oh my fucking god scanlan is literally using grog as a hammer against this beholder holy shit this is beautiful
Hahahahahaha whilst Vax and Grog discuss a way to jam one of his greatswords into the trap, Scanlan rolls a fucking 30 on investigation
also, before he goes to take it out, he stops, puts his hand out and says, “Kashaw, watch this.”