Critical Role 2 drinking game

ubernoona:

Because why the heck not?

Take a drink every time:
Someone makes a Ford pun
Sam rolls a zero or below
Matt facepalms
Someone makes a campaign 1 reference
Anyone jokes about Caleb’s smell
Anyone yells Nine/Nein
Nott steals something
Group chanting “level two/three/etc…”
Group rolls initiative
Someone makes a Seaman/Semen joke
Mollymauk uses Vicious Mockery
Jester blesses someone
Anyone says “falchion”
A nat20 or nat1 is rolled
Beau catches an attack
Yasha appears in the episode

Finish your drink if:
Molly or Caleb goes down in battle
“How do you wanna do this?”
Party levels up

Traps Masterpost

we-are-rogue:

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“If you can’t find a trap with your eyes, you’ll eventually find it with your hit points.”

The Basics

Trap Design, Rules, and Tips

Sample Traps

Generators

pearwaldorf:

There are many primers on how to start with Ursula K. Le Guin, all of them perfectly fine, but I haven’t seen any that just go with “Start with what’s available and easily accessible”. 

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” is available online, and it’s only four typewritten pages. Confession: I hadn’t read this until today. You may think, as I did, because you know the story through osmosis (as probably many people who are familiar with sci-fi do) you don’t need to read it. You would be wrong.

This website has collated stories that are available online. They all appear to be from free sources like Baen, Lightspeed, and Clarkesworld.

On Le Guin’s personal website there is a great deal of stuff: poetry (original and in translation), book excerpts, interviews, and writing advice

She blogged pretty extensively for many years, and there’s some lovely stuff in there. Her penultimate entry was about her cat Pard and the Time Machine. (just Ctrl + F for “pard” on the archive index. Trust me.)

Don’t let me stop you from going to the library or your online bookstore of choice to get her books, of course, but there’s plenty of stuff available that you don’t have to go very far to access.

unfadedbeauty:

celebrenithil:

oceanplait:

superwholockey:

tanzanator:

bookworm-for-life:

macapan:

Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

I am a writer I say as I reblog this

i am an a R TIST

FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER

Hey, I just like to know my limits.

In the metric system:

BODY HEAT: 42ºC

COLD WATER: 4.4ºC

HOT AIR: 148.9ºC ( […]children soon succumb in a 48ºC car.)

HIGH ALTITUDE: 4572 m

DIVING DEEP: 86 m ([…] below 18.3 m.)

^You just saved me converting all this in my head

nimblesnotebook:

1) Risus Monkey Fantasy Language Cypher

This is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Are you creating a fictional language? Do you need help coming up with words that sound like they fit with what you’ve come up with so far?

Just put your fictional language in the model text, type some words in the translation text, and click “translate”. It’ll “translate” whatever words you put in using patterns from your sample text.

2) Speed Distance Calculator

These calculators aren’t perfect, but they can help you figure out:

  • How long it will take your characters to get somewhere based on how fast they’re going,
  • how far your characters moved based on how fast they were going and on how long they were moving,
  • how fast your characters need to move to reach a certain distance in a specified time

The calculator was meant for cyclists, but you can use it to get estimates for other things too.

3) Fantasy Calendar Generator

Another amazing resource!

This can create a random calendar for you or you can input the year, the number of months, the name of the months, the number of moons, the number of days in a week, the names of each day, and more.

You can even save the data for your calendar so that when you go back to the generator, all you have to do to get to your calendar is paste the data.

4) Inkarnate Map Maker

This is a new resource that’s still in beta, so it’ll probably be updated in the coming months.

This map maker is easy to use and free. You can add different climates, mountains, trees, towns, cities, text, and notes. For an example of these maps, look at the quick map I made for this post’s header.

protective sentence starters

splattermemes:

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
  • “Hands off!”
  • “What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”
  • “I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”
  • “Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
  • “I got your back.”
  • “Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”
  • “Do you trust me?”
  • “Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
  • “Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”
  • “I’d die for you.”
  • “You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

  • “Get behind me NOW.”
  • “Here, I have an extra weapon.”
  • “Duck, you idiot!”
  • “Go on without me.”
  • “Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”
  • “Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”
  • “You can stop hugging me now.”
  • “You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
  • “Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”
  • “I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”
  • “If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

  • “[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

Routledge Masterpost

koreanbreeze:

Here are all of the Routledge Grammar PDFs that I currently have. I’ll be updating whenever I find more. Let me know if there’s one in particular you want me to look for^^

Last Update: 2017/04/24

Fixed Intermediate Japanese: A Grammar and Workbook link 

Added books for Czech, English, French, French Creoles, Persian, Ukranian

Added more books in Cantonese, Danish, Greek, Polish, Spanish, Swedish


Arabic

Arabic: An Essential Grammar
Basic Arabic: A Grammar and Workbook
Modern Written Arabic: A Comprehensive Grammar

Cantonese

Basic Cantonese: A Grammar and Workbook
Cantonese: A Comprehensive Grammar
Intermediate Cantonese: A Grammar and Workbook

Czech

Czech: An Essential Grammar

Danish

Danish: A Comprehensive Grammar
Danish: An Essential Grammar

Dutch

Basic Dutch: A Grammar and Workbook
Dutch: A Comprehensive Grammar
Dutch: An Essential Grammar
Intermediate Dutch: A Grammar and Workbook

English

English: An Essential Grammar

Finnish

Finnish: An Essential Grammar

French

Modern French Grammar Workbook

French Creoles

French Creoles: A Comprehensive and Comparative Grammar

German

Basic German: A Grammar and Workbook
German: An Essential Grammar
Intermediate German: A Grammar and Workbook

Greek

Greek: A Comprehensive Grammar
Greek: An Essential Grammar of the Modern Language

Hindi

Hindi: An Essential Grammar

Hebrew

Modern Hebrew: An Essential Grammar

Hungarian

Hungarian: An Essential Grammar

Indonesian

Indonesian: A Comprehensive Grammar

Irish

Basic Irish: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Irish: A Grammar and Workbook

Italian

Basic Italian: A Grammar and Workbook

Japanese

Basic Japanese: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Japanese: A Grammar and Workbook
Japanese: A Comprehensive Grammar

Korean

Basic Korean: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Korean: A Grammar and Workbook
Korean: A Comprehensive Grammar

Latin

Intensive Basic Latin: A Grammar and Workbook
Intensive Intermediate Latin: A Grammar and Workbook

Latvian

Latvian: An Essential Grammar

Mandarin Chinese

Basic Chinese: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Chinese: A Grammar and Workbook
Chinese: A Comprehensive Grammar
Chinese: An Essential Grammar

Norwegian

Norwegian: An Essential Grammar

Persian

Basic Persian: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Persian: A Grammar and Workbook

Polish

Basic Polish: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Polish: A Grammar and Workbook
Polish: A Comprehensive Grammar
Polish: An Essential Grammar

Portuguese

Portuguese: An Essential Grammar

Romanian

Romanian: An Essential Grammar

Russian

Basic Russian: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Russian: A Grammar and Workbook

Serbian

Serbian: An Essential Grammar

Spanish

Basic Spanish: A Grammar and Workbook
Intermediate Spanish: A Grammar and Workbook
Spanish: An Essential Grammar

Swahili

Swahili Grammar and Workbook

Swedish

Swedish: A Comprehensive Grammar
Swedish: An Essential Grammar

Thai

Thai: An Essential Grammar

Turkish

Turkish: A Comprehensive Grammar

Ukrainian

Ukrainian: A Comprehensive Grammar

Urdu

Urdu: An Essential Grammar

Welsh

Modern Welsh: A Comprehensive Grammar

Yiddish

Basic Yiddish: A Grammar and Textbook


Hope this helps everyone out a bit! Happy studying^^

-koreanbreeze

You shouldn’t hit your kids

fandomsandfeminism:

Spanking does more harm than good

The AAP stance on discipline 

Research on Spanking: It’s Bad for ALL Kids

10 Reasons Not to Hit Your Child

Reduced Prefrontal Cortical Gray Matter Volume in Young Adults Exposed to Harsh Corporal Punishment

Mothers’ Spanking of 3-Year-Old Children and Subsequent Risk of Children’s Aggressive Behavior

Physical Punishment and Mental Disorders: Results From a Nationally Representative US Sample

Spanking and Child Development Across the First Decade of Life

Ten (more) Reasons Not to Hit Your Kids

Seriously, Don’t Spank Your Kids

Why parents should never spank children

PLEASE DON’T SPANK YOUR CHILDREN AND WHAT TO DO INSTEAD

Don’t spank your children. Do these 5 things instead.

Don’t reply to this trying to justify hitting children. You will be told to read the links provided and nothing more.