kaysno:

Vax- “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” 

Vex- “People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.”

Scanlan- “The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everybody you know but pretend you are kidding”

Pike- “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” 

Keyleth- 

“Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.”

Percy- “The word “haunted”, I’m sure you know, usually applies to a house, graveyard, or supermarket that has ghosts living in it, but the word can also be used to describe people who have seen and heard such horrible things that they feel as if ghosts are inside them, haunting their brains and hearts with misery and despair.”

Grog – “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” 

Taryon- “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”