kendrawcandraw:

I haven’t stopped screaming for 48 hours

“The great triumph of the bearded king”, Shale, of Grog’s defeat of Umbrasyl

GROG IS DEAD HE CAN’T BE DEAD OH MY GOD

mollymauk-tealeafs:

Campaign 2 Episode 10:

Molly ‘I “”””platonically”””” pin Caleb against the wall.’ Tealeaf

loduga:

Beau: *laughing* sorry it’s not funny

Caleb: i mean it’s kinda funny…. frumpkin has a sense of humor……..

Beau: but who kicks a fucking cat tho??

Caleb: exACTLY WHO THE FUCK KICKS A CAT! WHAT THE FUCK IT’S THEIR PROBLEM! I NEVER FORGET A FACE AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WAS A PRETTY REMARKABLE FACE CAUSE IT KICKED MY FUCKING CAT INTO OBLIVION!!

best conversation of this session so far

mrandmrsvex:

Molly: Seriously Caleb, how are you?

Caleb: I’ve been worse

Molly: if we hit you really hard would you still be up?

Caleb: who hits me really hard?

Molly: that’s a good question, I hadn’t thought that far

Caleb: if she *points at Yasha* hits me I’m a dead man, if she *points at Nott* hits me I’m probably okay

Nott: !!! I would neVER HIT YOU!?!

Caleb: it’s just, it was just, hypothetically-

Nott: I care about you!

nottmygoblindaughter:

Caleb: I don’t trust any of these people

Caleb: Except…

Caleb: No, I don’t trust any of you people

mollymauk-tealeafs:

Y ‘ A L L.

“I gently, socially, pin Caleb to the wall.”

READER I FUCKIN’ DIED.

disasterjones:

Taliesin: I hang back just for a second, and wait, and I very quickly, just gently, socially pin Caleb to the wall.

Liam/Caleb:

Taliesin: Face to face, as awkwardly close as I can get.

Liam: I’m definitely not looking you in the eye.

Taliesin: No you’re not.

Molly: Hey Caleb?

Caleb: ……was?

Molly: I’m fine if you skim something off the top, that’s fair. But, be clever about it. Just.. distributed 60, 70% of what you find. ‘Kay?

Caleb:

Molly: Good boy.

Taliesin: I give him a little slap on the face and I go up.

bonus:

_{feat. Travis, Marisha and Laura in: OoOoOhhh! Caleb’s In Trouble With Dad!!}