Oh my god Vex is the fucking best. Threatening Keyleth and telling her to tell Vax how she feels, one way or another, and to stop “dragging him along.”
Meanwhile Scanlan and Percy are having fun watching everything going down.
Tag: cr ep 1.43
Vax, the disaster bi, LITERALLY GETTING DRUNK AND STUCK IN A CLOSET
Vax, the disaster bi, starting out by telling Kashaw he’s very handsome, and then clarifying that there is only one man for him.
Meanwhile Keyleth is there in the background. “Wait, what man?”
Vax, the true disaster bi, “no man is totally straight”
Oh my god Grog and Kern bonding over coming from barbarian families is pure gold
Percy: when one is born into the gentry, one is born with an innate sense of inevitability
Vox Machina (and guests): *collective groan*
Scanlan: LETS FUCK UP SOME DRAGONS!
Vex is watching Kashaw so closely and I LOVE IT. As soon as they get back to the pub Vex just goes and sits next to him.
Meanwhile Kashaw is trying to get Keyleth drunk and I’m side-eyeing him so hard
Percy: Vex! 250 GOLD if you’d be so kind?
Vex: That much??
Percy: I’m going to make you something lovely
Vex: I love you
I don’t know what’s better, Victor the black powder man or the whole cast LOSING IT every time he speaks
Vex literally threatening to take out Kashaw for Vax because of the whole awkward love triangle situation. I love her so much
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