cr ep 1.33 – Page 2 – Lesetoilesfous

Vax, to Keyleth, after kissing her for the first time: The way you turn into animals is really cool and stuff. I’m losing a lot of blood

Vax: that was a close one
Keyleth: yeah, I feel like, I feel like we’ve been here before. Oh wait we have
Vax: you know I’m in love with you, right?

And he stealths.

Vex, reaching up and taking Percy’s hand: Percival. How are you?
Percy: Fine
Vex: Darling, take the mask off

Then she whirls and shoots at a magical soldier

Grog comes into the fight and sees Vax by himself defending a girl on her knees, with an old man in the corner bleeding from a grisly wound in his eye socket

Grog: what the fuck did you do?
Vax: welcome to the party

Vax: JENGA

OH SHIT THE BRIARWOODS ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE CITY

Vax: I have a bad feeling about this
Vax: (puts his cloak of elvenkind around Vex’s shoulders)
Vex: No, no no no
Vax: Shut up. You almost lost me. I almost lost you. You will wear it, and you will hide if you need to.
Vex: Ok
Vax: (walks away)
Vex: (puts the hood up)

Ripley: Percival! I’m a great fan of your most recent work
Percy: I would be happy to give you a very close and personal demonstration. Or we could save that until later

Percy: you are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone, do you know why?

(And he takes off his hat of disguise)

Remember that Vex went and asked Scanlan for advice on illusory magic and in an uncharacteristic moment of seriousness he tells her