cr ep 1.28 – Lesetoilesfous

So hey here’s some angst how do you think Scanlan feels about the fact the Briarwoods murdered a child to send their ‘message’ to him?

Cos you know he ain’t lawful but he’s typically good and that fucking sucks

OH FUCK THESE BODIES ARE VOX MACHINA

My favourite Vox Machina meme is the twins, who have TERRIBLE PERSUASIVE ABILITIES, trying to smooth talk people whilst Scanlan literally just grins, watches, waits….

and when they’re finally done, rolls higher than 30 and fixes their goddamn mess

Scanlan: like a mark?
Percy: like a mark, yes
Scanlan: like our mark?
Percy: no, not like our mark
Scanlan: like a brand?
Percy: like a brand, yes
Scanlan, staring into the camera like he’s in the office: I need a beret!

Scanlan: we’re not religious people we can’t call down gods willy nilly
Vex: we do what we want, SCANLAN!

Underrated moment: Keyleth shifts back from eagle form and wraps around a tree branch like a monkey in order to reply to Vex

SWEET JESUS LORD WHITESTONE IS JUST A GOTHIC HORROR STORY OF A TOWN

The golden snitch just got named! I feel like I’ve witnessed a historical moment

Underrated moments – Scanlan finds a kickass longbow and tries to hide it. Vax steps in and gives it to Vex, to her utter delight.

Vax: “What are you gonna do with it? Shoot yourself?”
Scanlan, in the tone of one talking to an idiot: “No, I would use it as a hammock”

Pure moments: Vax demonstrates a coin trick he can do, badly. Vex humours him.