taako-youknowfromtv:

azurite-draws:

I finished the Taako drawing, so now the set of these are complete! I wanted to illustrate some of my favorite quotes from the podcast, since they’ve continued to stick with me since I finished it :’)

[ID: A series of three drawings of characters from The Adventure Zone. The first features Taako, an Elven man with long braided blond hair. He is wearing a red robe with the IPRE insignia on it and is holding the Umbrastaff. His head is slightly bowed and his eyes are closed. Behind him is Lup, an Elven woman. She is facing away from the viewer and is wearing a red robe. She is holding out both hands to her sides and there are small flames above each hand. In the background there is a sun, a moon, and stars. Text above Taako’s head says “I have a beating heart”.

The next drawing features Magnus Burnsides, a human man pale skin and red hair. He has sideburns and a scar over one eye. He is wearing a red jacket with the IPRE insignia on it. Magnus is bowing his head slightly with his eyes closed. Magnus is holding Fisher, a small jellyfish creature, cradled in his arms. Behind Magnus is the Kodiak bear who is standing upright with his paws on Magnus’s shoulders. In the background there are small wooden ducks and music notes. Text above Magnus says “It’s not perfect but it’s the best I can do”.

The last drawing features Merle Highchurch, a dwarven man with a long white ponytail and a large white beard with pink flowers in it. Merle is wearing a red jacket with the IPRE insignia on it. He also has glasses. Merle is holding his hands folded in front of him like he’s praying. Behind him is John, a tall man with salt and pepper hair. There are cracks in his face through which a black substance with red, green, blue, and yellow spots are visible. John is looking over his shoulder down at Merle. In the background there are gold chess pieces as well as white eyes looking out from a black background. Text above Merle says “I choose joy”. /end ID]


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bassiter:

Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra except you’re home with your boyfriend and the two of you dressed up as best you could after he found out you didn’t get to go to prom because you were in the closet at the time, and the two of you are slow dancing in your living room to the music coming from the phone in your pocket

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leeloodallas-mulitpass:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

magicshay:

jumpingjacktrash:

theymightbegiantsquids:

motherhenna:

motherhenna:

motherhenna:

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

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some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

Some of my favorites include:

  • Shaft of Delight (1700s)
  • Womb Sweeper (1980s)
  • Master John Goodfellow (1890s)
  • Nimble-Wimble (1650s)
  • Corporal Love (1930s)
  • Staff of Life (1880s)
  • Spindle (1530s)
  • As good as ever twanged (1670s)
  • Gaying Instrument (1810s)
  • Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

  • Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)
  • Poontang (1950s)
  • Spunk Box (1720s)
  • Ringerangroo (1930s)
  • Ineffable (1890s)
  • Itching Jenny (1890s)
  • Carnal Mantrap (1890s – a busy decade apparently)
  • Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)
  • Rough Malkin (1530s)
  • Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

@antique-symbolism

this alone has justified the internet

@deadcatwithaflamethrower Thought you’d appreciate this (if you haven’t seen it before)

I have had this useful reference bookmarked for a while now.  😀

Ringerangroo