oh my god, i love pike trickfoot more than life. i mean, i knew i loved her. but getting this satyr to do that freaking family portrait? hanging it up above the fireplace? is the BEST
that was a real sweet scene between vex and percy, also I AM GONNA FIGHT whoever made vex cry
Percy, to Vex: I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.
Percy: And besides, if they have anything nice, that you want…Then we can just take it.
Scanlan, to Percy: I don’t want to be haunted man, that’s for you and Vax. That sucks.
listen the domestic moments in critical role are my FAVOURITES – case in point, Percy realises that he’s charmed and goes to Scanlan’s room in the middle of the night. Scanlan is still awake and his door is ajar, so he walks in
wait who charmed percy?? oh FUCK it was the satyr
two things: i’m gay, and i’m sorry but vex naked except for a hat is Choice. Also, Percy says, “every time I’ve seen something very attractive and naked it’s gone very poorly today”, right before he walks away (boy has a crush)
how do these GOOFBALLS who know what a freaking will o’ the wisp is but SOMEHOW this cast thinks it’s a GOOD IDEA to strike a fucking DEAL with a goddamn SATYR oh my god
underrated moment: pike stealing an ocarina from garmeely, getting a natural 20, stealing it ‘with a move that would have made vax proud’ and giving him a wink when she manages it
three things you want to avoid. one, the hut of wodenna. she’s a terrible woman. if you see a hut, don’t go
avoid the hut. no hut