The Director: I want to show you a picture from your party last night that really upset me.
Magnus: Okay, but in my defense, Taako bet me fifty cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
The Director: That’s not what I wanted to – you drank shampoo?
annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.
annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.
HEY LISTEN I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN CANON BUT PETER NUREYEV JUST DELIVERED FLOWERS FOR JUNO AND I LITERALLY GASPED ON THE BUS
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