a man: men now have to think before they speak, they are afraid to be criticized or accused of something, can we believe that we have to live like this now?? uwu
all the women that had to grown up being super self-aware of what they wear, what they think, what they say, how they act, where they are, with whom, etc in every aspect of their life, all the time, in this sexist society (especially women of color, non-straight women and trans women): good. finally you all have to learn how to behave.
“Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?”
Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep.
Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean – is it? No – I don’t think so.”
“Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” – to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” – To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao)
Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”.
Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do.
Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would”
Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready.
Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.
This Iconic Look™:
tl;dr Jake Peralta is bisexual and doesn’t actively know it yet and if he’s straight so am I and that’s unrealistic lmao so b99 chop chop make it happen k thanks love you guys byeeeee
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