oh my god scanlan just successfully convinced these elven guards that vox machina is in a polyamorous relationship. percy puts his arm around scanlan.

vax grabs grog and says, “come on big guy, i’m tense”

(travis proceeds to freak out and hide his face in his hands)

then Keyleth, completely missing the point, turns Percy and Vax into squirrels

and then as soon as they get into the next room, Garmeely excitedly asks, “was that true?” and i am dying oh my god