Mollymauk: a constant and shifting collection of outrageous lies
Caleb: just enough of the truth to answer the immediate question
Fjord: the appearance of absolute forthrightness that drips with seawater and falsehood
Beau: be so abrasively laconic that no one even wants to ask
Jester: Oh yeah, guys, here’s my entire tragic backstory that messed me up so badly I don’t even realize it’s heartbreaking. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. *adorable grin with sparkles and lollipops*